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Cult Classics: Iconic PDM Deskmat

$24.99

Clear your desk and make room for legends. This premium deskmat immortalizes six of PoorDeadMan’s most unforgettable Project Zomboid characters in full cartoon glory:

Rex Marksley – the prisoner of panicked wisdom.
Nathan “Walking Crow” Rivers – the reluctant visionary turned cult leader.
Bambi Delaney – sass in shorts and sharper than her knife.
Carson “Papyr Bandits” Trask – heist-ready and probably already looting your fridge.
Nestor Pfeiffer – the dead-eyed enforcer in a suit two sizes too tight.
Travis Metzger – orange-clad, misunderstood, and probably keeping the girls safe.

This soft 3mm neoprene surface provides smooth glide, anti-slip support, and a daily reminder of PDM’s chaotic brilliance. Whether you’re gaming, editing, or plotting your cult’s next move, this deskmat keeps the spirits—and the memes—alive.

Size label	Length	Width
XS	27	16 ¹/₂
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Cult Signal: PDM 2024 Button Pin Set (5-Pack)

$14.00

Show your devotion one stab at a time—with your denim, your bag, your lanyard, your soul. This 5-pack of PDM 2024 Button Pins features PoorDeadMan’s updated avatar for 2024: smug, skeletal, headset’d, and ready to whisper vile truths into your ear holes.

Each pin is adorned with a bold magenta rim, a glossy finish, and enough cult energy to make even your normie coworkers ask, “Who’s that smiling skull?”
Just say, “He’s my streamer.”

Ideal for cultists, misfits, goths with a sense of humor, and survivors of the Knox Event. Clip one on and join the legion.

What You Get:

5 identical button pins per set
Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
Glossy finish, high clarity
Sizes available:
• 1.25" (subtle heresy)
• 2.25" (bold apostasy)
Made of durable tinplate
Easy to fasten, hard to forget

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1.25″

2.25″

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“Moment Before the Rot” – Crow + Layla Kisscut Sticker

$3.99

It’s spring in Knox County. The grass is green, the beer is warm, the zombies are (momentarily) gone. This kisscut vinyl sticker captures Nathan “Walking Crow” Rivers and Layla Melona at their happiest, lounging in a field of flowers with nowhere to be and no sermons to survive. Drawn by Gumbychu (who also was Layla in DDH S2), this is more than art—it’s a moment of peace in a story that knows how to twist the knife.

💔 Features:

Printed on durable, high-opacity vinyl to withstand scratches, rain, and your tears
Easy bubble-free application (unless you’re emotionally compromised)
Available in 4 sizes for laptops, journals, water bottles, or altars of grief

Stick it somewhere safe.
Layla didn’t get to stay—but you can keep the moment.

🛒 Add it to your shrine, cart, or trauma collection.

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3" x 3"

4" x 4"

5.5" x 5.5"

15″ x 3.75″

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Camp Elation Embroidered Patch – “A Place of Revelation”

$14.99

Straight from the haunted woods of Knox County to your jacket, backpack, or cultist cloak—this embroidered patch marks you as a true believer.

The Camp Elation Patch bears the infamous logo of the reawakened retreat at the center of Dead Die Here: Season 2. Whether you remember the campfires or the chaos, the Solar Creed or the screams, this patch is your stitched ticket back to a place where prophecy met apocalypse.

Ideal for player characters, fans, survivors, or the quietly indoctrinated.

Features:

Twill fabric (26% cotton, 74% polyester)
Sturdy embroidered design with rich thread detail
Size: approximately 3" x 3.5"
Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin—your cult, your call
Weather-resistant stitching, so it survives the woods... and the blood
Great for jackets, bags, or altar cloths

B42

$9.99

B42 is the haunting debut album from PoorDeadMan, weaving a post-apocalyptic narrative of survival, love, loss, and sacrifice. Inspired by Project Zomboid and the evocative soundscapes of Bear McCreary’s Battlestar Galactica score, B42 fuses atmospheric tension, raw emotion, and cinematic storytelling across 28 instrumental tracks. Each piece chronicles the journey of The Survivor as he navigates a decaying world: from his first brutal kill to finding love, from moral compromises to ultimate sacrifice. A soundtrack for the end of the world—and the hope that stubbornly clings to life within it.

Personalized Video Message [7 Day Delivery]

$74.99

PoorDeadMan is a legend in the world of online broadcasting and gaming content, known for his irreverent comedic style. Fans can now request personalized video messages from PDM to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and other special occasions. These custom videos are tailored with specific details like names, ages, or favorite songs, delivered with PDM's signature flair. Whether you want to hear PDM sing a classic tune or create a memorable shoutout, this is the perfect digital gift.